neferipitou:

adds “we just caught our alternate universe selves making out and now everything is super awkward” to list of shipping tropes that need to be implemented everywhere

(via scoutfinches)

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: 6ood, via okusuck)

dirtyanddarling:

What would my personality be like without sad female-fronted 90s music

(via nonipnat)

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via beckuu)

yungsevigny:

laurencook94:

pyrrhics:

yeah but why doesn’t anyone else see how awkward it is to tag yr friends on a stranger’s instagram photo and have a conversation about them like they can’t see it 

YES omg 

yeh people do this 2 me all the time. I’m like hi????? and sometimes it’s to laugh at me like wow be ruder

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(via ill-riselikethebreakofdawn)